Vettecop wrote
I think that would throw me for such a loop that I wouldn't know what to say. I'd probably give you a WTF look, tell you to slow down, and send you on your way.
Disclaimer: "The above response in no way represents a typical reaction from any LEO other than the one posting. Try it at your own risk."
It would depend what car he was driving though. I agree if he was in the Diablo. In the pervert van though, he would probably get put in jail for being a sick, demented, and drugged up psychopath.