and its not a dirt track, its a future basketball/hockey court
Ill pave it, then after a hard day at work Ill come home, fire up the '88 Mustang, and do some doughnuts and burnouts on the court to relieve some steam
Just think of all the tires
"Hi Dan, this is your credit card company, and we just wanted to confirm the $8900 you spent on rear tires this month."
My advice is to run for President of your HOA. Trust me, I've been there/done that - no one wants the job. The first poor bloke with a pulse that wants the job gets it.
Once you're in control of the HOA, you can make the rules (or at least not enforce the ones that already exist).
Brilliant!
Dan, maybe this would also show Webby how good you are at being responsible when you have authority over people.