not about my car, but...
i worked in a detail shop in high school, my boss looked at a mid-90's Plymouth Duster, and said " That thing couldn't dust my coffee table."
SMS made this post http://www.midwestscc.com/viewtopic.php?t=205&page=1
under "Off Topic"...
I'm sure several of us have some projects (I have a couple)...
It's always interesting to see what others are up to.
-Dave